Why must you all come out at once!?
The dentist was like “ooohh god dayum son. Youre lucky; all the wisdom teeths will come at once for you just to stab you in the face” (I’m paraphrasing) oh yes, sexy female dentist who has just been all up in my mouth (AMIRITESON!? ;] ) I am definitely a lucky ducky and what’s that this could last for months you say? Jeezus, does the good news never end!? 
Sarcasm; I’ve heard it doesn’t come through very well on the interwebs.
Z x
I laughed. Hard.
On the phone with a customer. Had to play it off like I was coughing.
Brilliant.
I will never have wisdom teeth
sucka.